You know, the only good thing about [operating system] is that even the viruses have compatibility issues.
Yusslisstek BSOS had only one advantage over other, more stable systems. It was almost completely immune to any kind of virus, trojan, spyware, malware or worm ever concocted by the devious minds of hackers anywhere.
This was mainly because BSOS was a collection of kludges held together by the willpower of the coders and, some suspected, dark sorcery.
It would certainly explain why, when it was installed, the cooling fans of the hapless computer would soon sound like eldritch chanting.
And if it wasn’t for the invasion of the Yobsidith, BSOS would never have gained fame. All it took was Junior Technician Tammy convincing them that that OS was all they needed to conquer the world.
It took all of twenty minutes before the Yobsidith fleet caught fire.
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