"OK. This place is disgusting. I don't think there is enough bleach on the planet to make it safe..."
"I found this stuff! It was in the cleaning section, and while I can't read anything on it it has a 5 page booklet of what I think are warnings... At least all the skull and crossbones and hazard signs look like warnings."
"Grab three. Anything with that many warnings has to be good."